Eat yogurt with a spoon

A sentence that means that a bully will hit you in the guts

Hey Joey would you rather eat my shorts or eat yogurt with a spoon?

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Eat Lead

The return of Matt Hazard

Eat Lead by anonymous February 20, 2026

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Eating it no kill refers to eating a girl out and just that, no fucking, no her giving you head, just you eating her out

“I left her house”
“Damn what did yall do”
“Eat it no kill”

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The process of eating one’s face off, typically said in a flirty manner.

Bf: *ragebaits gf*
Gf: Imma eat your face if you don't stop.

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A real phone number instead of the usual area code that informs callers how to get closure. If you have been wronged, this is a must dial.

If I have wronged you, please dial 1-802-EAT-SHIT!!

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I found this number and it really tells you to eat shit. I can't stop calling it.

That guy is a douchenozzle, you should tell him to call 1-802-EAT-SHIT.

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Tag used as a warning for extremely disturbing content in a work, often fanwork.

This fanfiction is tagged with "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat". I’m sensitive, so I won’t read it.

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