u-boat

A u-boat is someone who can have an invisible disability and go undetected for years, like a u-boat, or an underwater boat.

So in middle-age, I've been diagnosed with autism. While it explains a lot, I feel like a u-boat.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023

Boat launch disease(BLD)

It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.

It is very contagious.

That bitch gave me boat launch disease(bld)

by TBSieLee November 13, 2023

Boat Race

When two groups of people team up to Double Dutch Rudder and the first team to cum wins the race.

Me and my boy will beat you any day in a Boat Race.

by GregmoDaEskimo October 29, 2018

Boat Race

Often used to describe rape that take place on a boat. Like when a creepy ginger meets a girl and rapes her on his boat

Yo you hear about Dave? He brought that girl out on the lake for a boat race.

by ytyttyler November 15, 2021

Boat Race

A slang term used in the United Kingdom that refers to the front part of a person's head from the forehead to the chin, or the corresponding part in an animal.

She looked like a bulldog chewing wasp so I blew my baked beans all over her boat race.

by Rodsmafia August 02, 2024

Bottom Boat

Verb; Ass motor boating. To motor boat one’s Ass cheeks.

Rachel let me bottom boat her perfect ass!!!

by Bobby Sinatra November 05, 2023

Wipe down Fish’s boat

The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?

Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.

by Chonchberry October 22, 2020