bot a sausage 

The voluntary insertion of a particular meat product; a sausage into one's backside. Usually performed for pleasure or sometimes to win a bet.
Born in Norfolk, 'bot a sausage' takes place regularly, the Mayor of Norfolk is in the process of making it a public holiday.

Norfolk 'young chap' - "What day does bot a sausage fall on this year Dad?"
Norfolk young chap's father (unconfirmed) - "Well son (unconfirmed), we can go upstairs now, I've just had delivery of bratwursts!"
Norfolk 'young chap' - (Clapping hands) "Yippee!"

bot a sausage by David J Wild October 21, 2008

white boy sausage 

When your penis turns flaccid during prolonged sexual interscourse; also used as a derogatory term for penile inferiority or a racial slur towards conservative white people.

1. (Verb) Charlie got embarrassed after they fucked cause he rolled up a white boy sausage half-way through.

2. (Adj.) Mother fucker, get outta here if your weak ass white boy sausage!

3. (Noun) I'm voting for the white boy sausage on the right!!

white boy sausage by LepusCurpaeum January 7, 2016

Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drink 

How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"

"Hey, honey. How 'bout a Polish sausage that comes with its own drink?"

Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drink by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Butt sausage 

A term for a turd. So named because it comes out of your butt and is shaped like a sausage.

some one forgot to flush theres a butt sausage in the toilet.

Butt sausage by Deep blue 2012 November 13, 2009

Summer Sausage 

referring to male genitalia when he has tanned in the nude.

oh my god, did you see Rick? He must have been on a nude beach cuz he has such a summer sausage

Summer Sausage by jefferscene April 20, 2010

hickory smoked sausage 

a black mans penis (usually shortened to hickory)

she got down on her knees and sucked his hickory

hickory smoked sausage by yogi May 25, 2004

Norwalk Sausage Fest 

The night where a bunch of males, meet at 11 1/2 Grandview Avenue, and they drink beer while grabbing each others sausage.

Yo, you here what happened at Da Silva's house last night?
Nah what?
They was a norwalk sausage fest.

Norwalk Sausage Fest by Cant Tell Yah December 24, 2007