Pop out a sausage

To have a poo.

When you're walking down the street and all of a sudden you need a poo and you have to leg it to the nearest toilet before you pop out a sausage

by The_Morganator August 10, 2009

Cumberland Sausage with Mayo

A large piece of fecal matter splattered with the semen of a willing partner and consumed as a healthy mid afternoon snack.

Alfred : I'm peckish and in need of nourishment
Geoffrey : How about we enjoy a Cumberland sausage with mayo together?
Alfred: Excellent idea! I shall lay a perfect stool now.

by Big Dick Australia January 1, 2018

That's how the sausage rolls

Phrase: in the event of doubt or questioning re the behaviour/actions of males in groups, the answer is solid and rational.

Benjamin: "why are you guys still just hanging around and not working out a plan for the night?"

Archie: "don't worry about it bro, that's how the sausage rolls".

by Shredderben November 20, 2022

sights-to-sausage ratio

A ratio describing the number of attractive females for every one male in a given area. Also known as “SSR”.

The sights-to-sausage ratio at the gym today was off the charts!

by SaltyDog420 November 14, 2017

warm sausage tea

a random thing stevie t said on one of his videos

“spare him his life from this warm sausage tea”

by the human of things and things May 1, 2022

sausage hump pump

When a penis is so large that that it actually increases the size of a women’s butt during sexual intercourse.

Omg Becky look at your butt!! How did you get that overnight?! Oh you know, it was the sausage hump pump!

by NASS trio September 2, 2023

sausage McGriddle fingers

A greasy fat handed over middle-aged egotistical narrow-minded opinionated loud mouth. Who are usually fat and look like meatloaf ate meatloaf.

Nickname such as he's a sausage McGriddle fingers.

by Sausage McGriddle fingers September 21, 2023