prosthetic cocks

This is commonly mistaken as a strap-on dildo when this is not the case. A prosthetic cock is for those disadvantaged beings, who either have a extremly small penis or none at all.

"Hey look at that extremely hung guy... Oh wait hang on its just on of those prosthetic cocks"

by surfturfperth April 12, 2014

prostitutable

Any act in which money, goods or services are traded for sexual favors that can be legally prosecuted.

Yes, I buy him things and yes, we have sex, but what we do is certainly not prostitutable in a court of law.

by joeydee April 14, 2014

Prosttitude

1. Acting like a ho. 2. The attitude of a prostitute. 3. The no-nonsense, quip-laden, saucy demeanor of a street-walking lady of the night.

"Jenny's prosttitude is gettin outta hand."

"I love that gurl, she have mad prosttitude."

"Miley Cyrus isn't a ho, she just has prosttitude."

by Bacteria May 8, 2014

Prostitwoddler

A young reckless child who idolizes Kim Kardashian and is a stuck up bitch who fucks rich people guys or girls. While in the womb the mother sold her body therefore the toddler inherited slutty hormones and ass shaking abilities. Highly sought out by creepy old businessmen or women and millionaire's spoiled sons or daughters

Oh my gosh did you see Becky's kid last night, that prostitwoddler was twerking all over the CEO

by Sugar skullington January 9, 2015

prostate snake

A dick stuck in your ass.

Jimmy: Dude, I have a prostate snake, HALP.
Beth: Use more lube.

by Prostate Snake April 22, 2015

Prossu

A person who does everything hes told to do, a person who does everything for you, he is like a bitch or a slave

A: Bro give me my charger please
B: No im not your prossu
A: dude your such a prossu lol

by Ramtinos May 14, 2015

Prostidude

A male prostitute.

Damn honey, imma get myself one of those prostidudes for the bachelorette party.

by URBAD June 3, 2015