Jack Squat

Another way to say Jack Shit.

there are users on this website who do not know jack squat about writing a good definition.

by Light Joker May 21, 2004

jack skellington

The most perfectly scarey/heartfelt charecter from a film ever The Nightmare before Christmas. "Jack Skellington" is the pumpkin king of halloweentown who is fatigued of the Halloween way of life. He wants more from life apart from scaring young ones and all. When he finds Christmas town he wants it so he takes it for himself. When its ruined he trys to fix it. He is a good soul who trys to make everything good but cant.

Jack Skellington is tall and thin with a bat bowtie

by Alfie Salisbury January 1, 2005

Jacked and Tan

One who is blessed with bronzed skin and the muscles of a greek god.

"Damn Coskey is pretty jacked and tan"

by FauPike April 15, 2008

Jack the Ripper

A man who led an unsuccessful campaign of ending prostitution.

Jack the Ripper killed a total of eleven prostitutes.Most likely the prostitutes would have died of some sexual disease days later.

by d1y2r3n4 September 22, 2010

Jack-Off

When A Guy Holds His Dick And Rubs His Hand Up And Down Getting Faster Until It Feels Good And He Sperms.

My Friend Doesn't Get Any Pussy So He Likes To Jack-Off.

by *JeNnA* May 4, 2004

Jumbo Jack

A Jumbo Jack is the most popular burger coming out of Jack In the Box. It is a piece of hamburger meat with some bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and onions.

"Hey, mother. I brought you a Jumbo Jack."
"They decided to be funny again and leave out the meat.."

by Shadow Flare December 10, 2005

Union Jack

Commonly used but incorrect name for the Union Flag of the United Kingdom.

It should only be called the Union Jack when being flown at sea.

When flying from a flagpole on land "Union Flag"

When flying from part of a boat at sea "Union Jack"

Yank tourist "Ooooh look, the Union Jack".

Infinitely more intelligent Brit "Pillock, it's called the Union Flag".

by Lord Leverhulme December 8, 2006