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long island lolita 

The Long Island Lolita is the classic Long Island Tale of a teenage girl who seduced A much older married man. When he wouldn’t leave his wife, she shot her in the back of the head. And made Long Islanders look like white trash messes.
1- you’ve never heard of long island Lolita?
2- Bruh just cause I’m from Long Island doesn’t mean I know them OH MY GODDD
long island lolita by LassieBb March 2, 2019
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Grand Island 

Grand Island is an island in New York that is full of fake people. Everyone does drugs and fucks each other. Why do I live here? I don’t know.
Person: Wanna know what’s fake?
Me: Grand Island?
Person: I was gonna say my tits, but that too.

Love Island Australia

The best reality tv show on the whole fucking

Planet. It's like survivor and the bachelor mixed together. Only straight Australians can be on the show and I could have been on the show if I wasn't Swedish and love spaghetti so much.
I fucking love Love Island Australia because there's straight couples

the long island goodbye

When he could no longer look us in the eyes, we thought he was going to give us the long island goodbye.

Old Cold Rainy Island 

Great Britain, which is known for being an old country (relative to the USA), rather chilly, and rainy sometimes.
So, are you going back to the Old Cold Rainy Island to meet the Queen?

Grand Island 

Grand Island is home to the set I call The Westside Whiteboys. People know we're the Westside Whiteboys. Shaved headed down ass mothafuckers to say fuck ESL -13-. You ain't no mothafuckin' mafia. West is the Best.

coney island 

a multaple person chilli dog, more then one person shitting on the chest.
wow they really coney island justin price last night, there were five people shitting on his chest.