Grand Island

Grand Island is an island in New York that is full of fake people. Everyone does drugs and fucks each other. Why do I live here? I don’t know.

Person: Wanna know what’s fake?
Me: Grand Island?
Person: I was gonna say my tits, but that too.

by IHateMyLifeSoMuchSmh March 07, 2019

Jacob Sartorious

A piece of shit that needs to die

Jacob Sartorious is so annoying!

by IHateMyLifeSoMuchSmh October 07, 2016