crotchmonger

some one how hordes crotches, or a Gay

Connor O'Mara is such a crotchmonger.
Connor O'Mara likes it when the crotchmongers visit him.

by Vince H4x0r May 18, 2006

Crotch Rot

Typically one of the first signs of a person lacking hygiene, a condition by which a person experiences a constant sweaty state in their groin area, which leads to discomfort and a very bad smell. Continued lack of hygene often leads to a bad case of swamp ass. Occurs with both males and females.

You can tell that guy has a bad case of crotch rot, he's walking all funny and he smells horrific.

by GreatJT October 12, 2010

crotch goblin

Generic term of disrespect, most often used when someone has made a big mistake or been a total jerk.

Jesus, I can't believe Steve botched the Henderson account! What a total crotch goblin!

by J to the Action August 13, 2003

lightning crotch

a person with blonde hair and blonde pubes.
can generally light any fire crotches fire.

"whoa look at that blonde babe over there with that fire crotch!"
"its because shes a lightning crotch and can liht his fire"

by lizzzzzay August 17, 2007

harry crotch

harry crotch
hair infested genitalia

gross people

by Anonymous February 1, 2003

crotch rocket

peice of shit

Dauer962 LM Sport would blow any you bitches away. 0-60 in 2.7 and top speed of 250. man your ass is grass

by some nigga September 24, 2003

Fire Crotch

When your crotch is on fire

My joint fell in my pubes, now I gots me a fire crotch

by Matt September 30, 2004