off the grid

a) physically supplying your own electricity through a generator or whatever, without relying on the companies

b) on the down low

c) in secret

if it's sold off the grid, especially definitions b) and c), the product is more likely than not (99.5 % to 0.5 % in favor of) to be illegal .

by Sexydimma March 3, 2016

miffed off

Upset, to the point of anger.
A combination of the terms "pissed off" and "miffed". Alternate spelling: mift off.

The pretty young lady was miffed off after her boyfriend sent her on a pointless trip to the grocery store (in a driving rainstorm, no less) to buy some wheat germ.

by Webster's New Brooklyn Dictionary September 17, 2004

Off the page

Something or someone that has no equal, is unparalleled and unique. It/they therefore can not be listed on any page.

Louise you're off the page and on a love heart shaped post-it note stuck to the top - You always look at the post-it note first!

by UKDave October 24, 2009

off the radar

1. Illegal
2. Illegitimate

I took his money and did the job "off the radar," avoiding the IRS, the FBI, and Mothers Against Drunk Driving.

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

mitch off

masturbating through the pocket. usualy people will use silk pockets. also my be just playing with himself.

that boy over there is gona mitch off soon.

by alx McCarter May 3, 2005

Jerking Off

1. The act of masturbating.
2. "Jerking" off your clitoris or penis in order to orgasm.
3. May apply to both females and males - slang word.

"I don't have a dick but I can still jerk off!"
"I'm a girl, jerking off is possible."
"I believe that jerking off is an activity all females and males should participate in for the greater good of the world - it also burns calories."

by allnaturalMSG May 21, 2008

Wap off

Verb: Satisfy your sexual needs while surfing porn on a mobile device.

John waped off his cock while surfing porn on his cellphone.

Sorry i`m late, i was wapping off in the car.

Here`s a cellphone if you want to wap off!

by mollair May 10, 2010