Dark Night Diddler

The Nickname for a man whose sexual experience mainly includes fingering a wide vagina in the dark of the night under blankets. The girl then may try to diddle back to only find a pile of pubic hair.

My friends call me Pot Roast, The Dark Night Diddler, and the Crossing Guard!

Dark Night Diddler by dunny. December 3, 2010

Shayla night 

An incredible night of hot sex with a beautiful intelligent woman that knows all the right places to touch, lick, and suck you.

Whoa look how happy Jerad looks! He must have had a Shayla night!

Shayla night by pseudogirl66 June 27, 2011

M. Night Shyamalan 

When having anal sex and out of nowhere your partner poops out a turd that looks exactly like Bruce Willis

Tom had to drink Lysol for a month after his girl M. Night Shyamalaned directly into his mouth.

M. Night Shyamalan by Ligs June 3, 2019

Fat Chick Prom Night

When bros choose to hang out at home on a weekend, and eat pizza and ice cream rather than going out and getting shit-faced drunk. Generally a movie or two will be watched during said night.

Keith: "what did you do last night?"

Derek: "Had a fat chick prom night with my buddy Sam"

Keith: "fags"

Fat Chick Prom Night by Client 09 January 18, 2009

Mat Night 

1. n. West Island Montreal-- The night before Halloween when pranksters roam the streets, TP trees and egg houses. The name remains, but pranks have been down in recent years. Origin unknown.

I went out on Mat Night and egged that bastard Jean-Francois's gas guzzling SUV real good!

Mat Night by G.H. Hadden May 4, 2005

thats not what your mom told me last night 

A good comeback to anything.

Bully: You suck.
Me:That's not what your mom told me last night!

Chorus: Ohhhhhhhh... DISSED!!!

thats not what your mom told me last night by Same as your mother's May 13, 2005

One Night in Batista 

An underground pornography which featured current WWE superstar Batista and one unknown male accomplice. Towards the end, Batista powerbombed his lover through the bed, injuring him severely. Consequently, it has been removed from the internet for fear of lawsuit.

One Night in Batista was the most erotic porno I've ever seen.

One Night in Batista by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008