massaulted

combo of molested and assaulted

the big gay policeman pulled me over an went hip skippity when he molsaulted my virgin ass

by stumpy299 March 17, 2003

massausage

Having or dealing with getting a massage by a guy with both of their cocks out.

"Steven gave Dom a good massausage, and Dom reciprocated. And Nick digressed."

by d(^_^)z December 18, 2009

massa complex

"Massa" meaning "Master" but with with a traditional black southern accent.

A black conservative who aligns their ideology around appealing to white people for gratification. Vocabulary and cadence or accent may or may not sounds "white". Has a particular distain for the black community at large, and will most likely be used as a token by various conservative groups as "one of the good ones".

Tyler: "George Floyd really wasn't an angel, he shouldn't have resisted, build the wall, Trump2020"
Michael: "Damn Tyler, you really have a massa complex, don't you?"

by anonymous December 10, 2020

speaker massage

The movement of a large spaker when place right behind a seat in a car. ussually turned up to impress a passanger in a car with a new system. although also used to describe any movemnet in any system.

"i was really getting a speaker massage last night in jon's car from his new sysytem"

by CookieMonster1988 December 13, 2005

Chainsaw Massacre

when your having sex with a girl and you chop her to bits with a chainsaw.

It was going really well with Chad but then he tried to Chainsaw Massacre me, I dont know if I'm there yet.

by Curley Matt Marringdingding December 18, 2008

Italian Massage

An Italian Massage is an endearing gesture made between an Italian man and a female of any race. It is commonly mistaken as domestic violence because the massage consists of close fist blows to the face and/or stomach, especially if pregnant.

No need to call the police, Brian is just giving his girlfriend an Italian Massage

by betweenTehCocks November 22, 2011

weapon of mass destruction

a dildo or strap on

Brett found a weapon of mass destruction in this guys top drawer

by shari March 10, 2004