monkey dog 

a jive ass mini bladder with four legs and half an ass because the other half got et.

WHERE'S MY MONKEY DOG?!

monkey dog : aka jack russell.

monkey dog by monkey dog dad February 18, 2009

Monkey Ponky 

the coolest monkey ever.

i love monkey ponky :)

Monkey Ponky by mplover April 25, 2009

Monkey fuck 

the act of hanging from monkey bars while fucking someones brains out while they themselves are also hanging from monkey bars.

Dude me and Veronica went to the park last night and monkey fucked each other all night long.

Monkey fuck by relisheddjums March 20, 2011

monkey pox 

An evil disease that was delivered to mankind via the gopher, who are slaves to their evil monkey masters.

George showed up at my front door with a package. He was itching himself(a symptom of monkey pox) so I killed him and blew up the package.

monkey pox by Fowzilla November 25, 2003

Monkey boy 

A male showing no evidence of proper upbringing, consideration of others, or the slightest civilized manners.
This creature is usually the result of a single parent household without a father around to keep him in line.
Ages can range from 10 to 25.

Why's Eric peeing in the bushes?
Geesh, what a monkey boy!.

Monkey boy by Nancy Mauser October 25, 2008

Monkey Trumpet 

A barking spider; a rusty sheriff's badge

"Christ on a bike, who's been tootling on their monkey trumpet?"

Monkey Trumpet by andybased April 30, 2008

Monkey Furr 

Slang for hydroponic marijuana.

Hey bro, lets toke up on some of that magical monkey furr...braaaaaaaaahahaah!!!

Monkey Furr by bret. August 14, 2008