Max on a Monday 

Drinking excessively all day with the express purpose of drowning out the misery that cloys to every working day.

I would rather make threatening gestures toward walrus genitals than get between booze and Dave when he goes Max on a Monday.

Max on a Monday by Tiggers The Power Dilf December 5, 2010

Max Billard 

A special needs kid.

Urg that’s kid is such a max Billard

Max Billard by Dubs sis do did dnd August 31, 2019

Max Tan 

a piece of sheeeeeeeeeet he is a dummy dumb dingus who always slap people

If you don't keep it in or can't decide my friend Qaseh will hunt you

Max Tan is a piece of shit

Max Tan by KayaBoii November 12, 2019

Max Johnson 

Dumb fucking cunt who hits people for no reason and motor boats people and is also a general nonce

He is such a max Johnson

Max Johnson by Shady groves left toe December 24, 2019

Max Fosh 

A posh comedian and YouTuber. Fosh attended Harrow School, an elite all-boy boarding school in London. Known for his creativity and spontaneity, no one really knows what kind of video he'll upload next.

Person 1: "Did you see what Max Fosh did?"
Person 2: "Yes! He somehow snuck into Buckingham Palace without anyone noticing!"

Max Fosh by fsejklsfkljfdsjkldfsklj June 29, 2022

max boursaw 

someone i will love always. the person i want to spend my days waking up next to and nights falling asleep into his arms for the rest of my life. my reason for breathing.

the drug you cant resist.

max boursaw by sofia p. January 13, 2005

max finkel 

quite possibly the hottest kid at EA...

"...damn, finkel is hot."
" oh, i know."

max finkel by oh, you know who i am April 29, 2005