math

if this teacher says your her favorite she is lieing for making you do this

the math teacher is a communist

by anonymous September 22, 2020

math

the hardest and most complicated thing known in the observable universe

friend: i study math

some guy: you are ten times smarter than everyone on earth

by NotHecker#3231 May 20, 2023

Math

U + I = 69

Math = 69

by Abbs_Carroll September 4, 2020

math

Where people buy 3,896 pounds of rabbit pellets and no one dares to ask why

Teacher: Okay kids, time for math!
Me: I'm out

Teacher: Taliyah go to the hall!
Me: Ok, I was gonna do that anyway.

by Sauce_da_godd January 23, 2018

The Trumpification of Singapore Math

When uninhibited math educators in the “fine” city of Singapore have started posing word problems that use rogue characters who exhibit the idiocies and idiosyncrasies of Mr. Pinocchio and his team of morally corrupt lawmakers and semi-innumerate advisors.

The Trumpification of Singapore math has sprung a dozen-odd politically incorrect titles that aim to hone students’ and parents’ critical thinking skills in mathematics.

by Numerati March 20, 2024

The Muskification of Singapore Math

When publishing houses in the “fine” city of Singapore give their oft-half-baked editorial staff and their semi-inept bosses an ultimatum: commit to high-quality publishing (with limited or quasi-zero resources) and willingness to go the extra (second) mile and helping the company to achieve exponential profitability.

In the Muskification of Singapore math exercise, some morally bankrupt managing editors and publishing managers have further slashed the already-low budget for proofreaders, reviewers, and consultants—editors and writers are expected to wear multiple hats while producing wallet-happy titles.

by Numerati January 31, 2025

Math Discoverer's Cocktail

A Math Discoverer's Cocktail is something to help you learn math.

Kratom 1g to 6g. Helps with bitter taste and learning math.

Modafinil 200mg.

Armodafinil 150mg.

Nicotine lozenges 2mg to 4mg.

Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.

Strattera.

2-FMA 15mg to 45mg
3-FMA 15mg to 45mg.
4F-MPH 15mg to 75mg.

Prolintane 15mg to 40mg.
Ethylphenidate 45mg to 200mg+.

Cotinine 2mg to 20mg.

Phenylpiracetam 100mg.

Tony: I tried the Math Discoverer's Cocktail (pills and herbs) and became a math and science expert.

by HawaiianPunch1 April 11, 2025