Laptop

Often black but turn white

My laptop is fun

by Micketts March 7, 2019

Lappakita Island

An uncharted island in the Philippines east of Luzon

Lappakita - short for "Wala pa naka kita"

I made you look for it this made up Lappakita Island

by MadeUp99 March 9, 2019

lapoofed

Lapoofed is the bull shit that a federal agent feeds the average person in order to sustain his anonymity or to gather useful information to fuck anyone that stands in his way of being an all around bad person.

Officer Richard just fed those kids all kinds of lapoofed and they ate it up.

by Trickglock May 21, 2019

Lapus

The true divine, and catholic young man. Organist and true musician, yet the most oscar-like (from office) person I've ever met

"Yo whats good Lapus"
"Go play the Organ Lapus"

by mikeypetro May 22, 2019

Laptop Back

Spending an excessive amount of time on the Brickie’s Laptops.

Boys I can’t come tonight I have a serious case of laptop back.

by Davico June 30, 2019

Lapsadaisical

Lacking enthusiasm and energy whilst also making severe lapses of judgement.

‘Steve was very lapsadaisical at work today. He was slow and sluggish and he allowed Michael Jackson to be captain of the boys’ swimming team.

by jack wolfman March 29, 2019

laphardous

Means something beyond exaggerated.

Girl: Dude, you will get me pregnant if you don't use a condom.
Guy: Don't be laphardous, I have mastered Coitus interruptus with your sister.

by Alex-XL April 9, 2019