Glitter Jizz 

A specialized jizz that comes out of a vampire, particularly Edward Cullen.

Dude! I have never seen anything as sparkly at Cullen's glitter Jizz!!!

Glitter Jizz by Glenn Beck 2 May 3, 2010

What the jizz 

an exlamation similar to "What the fuck!" expressing disbelief or disgust.

Example: Upon seeing that your best friend is hooking up with the ugly kid: "What the jizz?!"

What the jizz by Nicolle August 14, 2003

Faucet Jizz 

Water

This faucet jizz is so tasty!

Faucet Jizz by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012

Fan Jizz 

Air

That fan jizz feels real nice on my face.

Fan Jizz by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012

Schroedinger's Jizz 

The belief that when someone is jerking off they could be killing off thousands of the future's brightest minds or thousands of the future's worst nightmares.

Little Jimmy, after having rubbed off a big, steamy, globby load onto his computer, keyboard, and desk, began having episodes of guilt as the thought of Schroedinger's Jizz splattered in his mind.
Schroedinger's Cat Male Abortion Wet Hot Sticky Genocide

Schroedinger's Jizz by Kaiser Say-So May 17, 2016

flying jizz

When you nut and jizz flies everywhere, gives yo bitch some quality entertainment.

"Yo I heard Gabriel gave his bitch some flying jizz yesterday!"

flying jizz by OG Dinkleberg May 19, 2016

camo jizz 

v. to ejaculate on your hand and then smear your jizz all over your face like war paint.

morgan flicked her bean and camo jizzed her self.

camo jizz by j jesus July 26, 2006