No poop July

When you don't poop during July!

Retard: Did you join in on No Poop July?
Me: No, I need to shit!

by Kanye West toenail July 1, 2025

July 20th

The most sexiest girls were born on this day

It’s July 20th time for the bad bitches birthday

by Jayy li’ June 13, 2023

Me julie

Referring to me mates mum who enjoys getting fingered

Usually a work colleagues mum who is as loose as they come aka me Julie

by Jizzterine September 21, 2023

July 21

On this day you have to hit it from the back and massage your girl

Gf: omg it’s July 21

Bf: what’s that

Gf: you have to hit it from the back and massage me

Bf: say less

by Max from South Park July 21, 2024

july 31, haylen day

July 31 is Haylens birthday. Dont be shy to text em happy birthday!

whats today? July 31, haylen day happy b- day haylen!

by shigi_wifeoo February 10, 2022

July 19

Give your girlfriend/wife a massive kiss on the cheek and treat her with something nice!!

“hey bro what day is today” “oh it’s July 19th!” “oh i need to kiss my girlfriend ASAP!!”

by Mimi2025 July 13, 2025

15 July

International fuck your girl best friend day.

Boy: It's 15 July, wanna go watch a movie in my place?
Girl: of course, it's a internal holiday

by Mr President yn July 6, 2022