Elliot Jones 

Meaning 'Son of God'.
Elliot meaning Jahovah is God.
Jones meaning son of John.
Hence making the phrase son of God.

1." Oh my Elliot Jones "

Elliot Jones by Elliot J February 19, 2009

love jones 

A penis at full attention.

Put the love jones in your mouth so I can feed you some of this coconut milk. Beeoch.

love jones by Evull-E November 2, 2004

Davy Jones Locker 

A sex act where you insert a squid or octopus in your rectum, in order to expel it while your partner is giving you oral sex as a joke.

Dude! I totally pulled a Davy Jones Locker on that girl I met at the frat party last night!

Davy Jones Locker by LogSwift January 30, 2012

Jonelle 

tall,164.4 pounds and thinks she is cute

Jonelle gets on my nerves with her yellow skinnies

Jonelle by MTVskukafree April 24, 2009

jones'n 

To excessiveley masterbate in one day until the shaft is brutally raw.

Damn all that jones'n made me tired.
Only if I jones'd more I'd be like Long Dong Silver

jones'n by Long DOng Sullivan April 17, 2006

indiana jones 

my faux husband. divorced man i live with. my manny. unemployed man who takes care of my child. dependable in all scenarios of house sitting, baby sitting, pet sitting. makes good tacos, salsa and spaghetti. has vagina phobia.

I don't know what I'd do without my Indiana Jones since my husband is always gone!

indiana jones by viscioustart March 28, 2005

jonesing 

majorly chilling out

i love jonesing the fuck out with helen wardley

jonesing by mateeyyy laaaa October 7, 2010