Iron Clap

A women with a muscular vagina and also has a gnarly case of gonorrhea.

Person 1: Hey man did you ever fuck that chick?
Person 2: Nah man she had an Iron Clap I wasn't going near that!
Person 1: Sorry to hear that.

by Born At Walmart January 12, 2016

iron banana

having a penis that has been through some tough wear and tear, such as broken cartilidge, a split urethra, etc.

"Damn, Jeff has an iron banana!"
"Your mom gave me an iron banana last night."

by Iron Banana January 24, 2016

ironic love

Being spouse like to a friend as a joke

"Are you dating Claire?"
"Nah it's more of ironic love"

by No thank you April 25, 2016

iron bicep

A bicep of a bodybuilder. Very strong, tough, and attractive.

Hey, that guy has the iron bicep.

by ManMan36 July 30, 2016

Iron Man

having sex with your woman/man while wearing pots, pans, and other various metal accessories so they crash together like a drum, also recommended is using the robotic voice

I Iron Man'd my gf last night

by UncleRicoIsGod July 26, 2016

iron taco

A way to cook crack

Coble blazed the iron taco

by Brandon Mitchell May 28, 2016

ironic handgrenade

When someone throws a handgrenade With high hopes for it to go somewhere but instead the grenade Returns to the one who threw it, either because the grenade hit something on the way or landed on something wich changed it's direction drasticly.

Might also be used if the enemy throws the SAME grenade back.

"See this gory mess on the wall ? That's what remains of the guy who threw a ironic handgrenade"

by DeadGoat May 26, 2016