finals pooch

The food baby gained from bored and unchecked impulsive eating that ensues while staying up all night studying for finals. You never have time to notice this slow but sure weight gain until after exams are over, at which point you are too drunk to care anyway.

*Shoves face with cocoa puffs and orange chicken* god please let there be a curve, this finals pooch has to be worth something.

by catlady8 December 9, 2012

Final-ritis

It is like Senioritis only with finals in college.

Ashley doesn't want to take her finals anymore and has trouble studying, she suffers from final-ritis

by collegekid11 December 10, 2012

finagalytics

The act of using a little bit of data to create an ostensibly analytic argument, that is in fact designed to support an otherwise ludicrously unsupportable activity, idea, argument or suggestion.

Sally often uses finagalytics to explain to her husband the purchase of yet another pair of shoes .

by lovebea4ch June 3, 2013

Finance`

(fy-nan-say) The combination of the words fiance` and financial provider. a derogatory term that is basically the "n word" to gold digging trifling ass who-ers. Though a finance` is ultimately how most women view their soon to be rich husbands regardless of their level of shamelessness to actually publicly admit this or not.

The former finance` is now financially depleted after less than a year of marriage where the entitled obtained her lords entire net worth in such a short time, and all she had to labor was baring a child of her sin and deceit as consequence for pretending to want to consummate the marriage.

by Ampresandman November 29, 2013

Finalgasm

a climax of excitement, characterized by feelings of relief and pleasure following the submission of a one's last final.

"I think I just had a finalgasm."
"The best finalgasm I've ever had was when I handed in my senior thesis."

by Rock Sand Rodriguez December 14, 2013

Final Rise To Reason

A Punk Rock band from South Africa. Formed in 2012 by 2 high school friends and later they added an extra member to the group. They sing against topics such as racism, sexism, animal abuse, politics and also wants to encourage people to be different than the mainstream society. People who listens to music and have the same ideas as the norm (labeled by FRTR as slaves of society) are encouraged by the band to stop that mindless habit and be truly unique. FRTR wants to let their voices be heard and strives to make this world a better place to live in.

Slave of society:"I'm gonna listen to that new band Final Rise To Reason, 'cause I wanna fit in like everyone else."
True FRTR fan:"They hate people like you."
Slave of society:"Asshole, why do you say that?"
True FRTR fan:"'Cause you listen to them to be cool!! The band hates fans like you!!!"

by school punk kid March 12, 2014

Final Destiny

Pretty weird guild in the game called World of Warcraft. You can find them on Thunderhorn server. Basically you want to run away when you see one of the members. Doesn't matter wether it's real world or online.

"Hey! I am from Final Destiny!"
"What does that even mean?"
"I'm too old to think about that."

by yeezie April 12, 2015