Choke a duck 

To drop such a large shit that you block a toliet

i going to go choke a duck

Choke a duck by decqaz August 28, 2016

larry the duck 

the most evil duck that rampaged across the earth

help larry the duck stoll my toes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

larry the duck by HEEHOO BANAN July 12, 2020

darkwing duck 

Caped duck superhero defending the streets of St. Canard 24/7. Aired as an old disney cartoon on the Disney Afternoon lineup (full of kickass shows like Ducktales, Rescue Rangers, and Tale Spin...ahh, good times). Darkwing Duck's most popular quote is "Let's Get Dangerous", and an appearance by him in Kingdom Hearts 2 would be the best thing ever!

Darkwing Duck was the best cartoon back in the ninties.

darkwing duck by Darkwing KHAAAAAAAAAAAN January 19, 2005

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand 

and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like

Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand by A real n-word October 23, 2019

Eats like a duck 

The act of eating ones food with such speed that chewing is either significantly diminished or out right abandoned in favor of swallowing the portions of food whole.

First refrenced in an episode of the simpsons when a co-worker commented on Homers eating habbits and was corrected by another co-worker.

Grimes: *watching Homer eat his lunch* My god, he eats like a pig!
Lenny: NI dont know, pigs tend to chew, He eats like a duck.
*homer deliberately swallowing a long john dounut whole*.
Grimes: Well some sort of farm animal anyway...

Eats like a duck by Jacob mei December 10, 2010

Lame Duck McCain 

Used to describe John McCain's likely one term candidacy for President... a reference to Chuck Norris movie "Lone Wolf McQuade"...

You can only wonder what kind of hell will come from a single term of Lame Duck McCain...

Lame Duck McCain by Jared L. Ohlinger March 10, 2008

punky duck 

A big ass Goth Lesbian. A bad ass big girl into studs, leather and bondage with girls who enjoy; whipping, cuffs and a good spanking!

whip me harder you dirty big punky duck!

punky duck by Trixie Miss April 18, 2008