Anal Porridge 

A porridge like substance that is made when you try to hold in diarrhea but it leaks out and mixes with other liquids found in that area. This rancid mixture will only occur when you have swampass or duck butter and some of your sewage leaks out and mixes with it.

Bro i was at a McDonald’s bathroom and i swear someone smeared their anal porridge on the mirrors

Anal Porridge by Swampyman May 19, 2019

Anal Collision 

Anal Collision is when you and another person spreads your ass cheeks and bash your anus together.

"I love anal collision it can be used by any gender!"

Anal Collision by ACisthebestygm June 26, 2019

Anal Nubbing 

When a person with a limb amputation participates in anal fisting without the appropriate appendage.

"Nothing beats the sensation of a good Anal Nubbing"

Anal Nubbing by UCFanon September 26, 2019

anal splinters 

Splinters you get in your

anus after using a wooden dildo in your bumhole

Fuck mate, I have anal splinters from the anal I did with that wooden dildo my friend got me

anal splinters by pponkie September 27, 2019

Anal Baby 

Someone who is being such an asswhole that they’re mom is being called a such a whore for having orgasmic enjoyment when they were born, and they victim of the accusation is the offspring of such bitchery.

Really John, stop being such a damn anal baby and grow the fuck up.

Anal Baby by CondimentalMaster October 4, 2019

Anal Blowfish 

When one person moons another through a glass window but puts their anus against the glass and farts. Similar to a blowfish but using the anus instead of the mouth.

Kyle was minding his own business in his office then Mike gave him an Anal Blowfish and got fired.

Anal Blowfish by JtownMowtown November 7, 2019

Anal Athletes 

A team of guys that tag team one unlucky dyke and stretch her asshole out like a relay race.

Tom and his friends were anal athletes

Anal Athletes by BarryMcCocknher November 12, 2019