Sluffing

When you’re tired, half-asleep, or really drunk and sexing your penis into a woman really hard and sloppy so you can just climax and get it over with already.

“Rhonda lifted her skirt for me at the bus stop. I was shit-faced but couldn’t say no. Started sluffing it in her quick and hard until I gushed a load of spunk. What a good girl.”

by Dirty Zee November 16, 2025

scuffy04

An overweight object that has so much mass that the gravitational pull around him is so high due to earth struggling to handle his weight. Researchers say that his house needed to be remade out of titanium to barely support the fatness. This unit can also be used as an alternative for the word "equator" since scuffy04's length is close to it. It was confirmed that the national bank had to print out extra money to support his insanely huge meal, which can feed the entire city of New York. Also the refrigerator in scuffy04 is confirmed to be an industrial refrigerator stolen from Walmart. The scale he uses (rarely uses) says "To be continued" when he steps on it, which may have caused that crack in the RMP building garage.

This gap is so big that scuffy04 can fit here.
gng I heard that KFC is out stock for the day cause scuffy04 came to grab a snack.

The scuffy40 runs across the globe.
A village size buffet is a short light snack for scuffy04.

by carbonyloxies December 19, 2025

skin shuffler

1) A wanker so mentally impaired that he doesn't realise what he is doing.

2) An insult significatly lower than a wanker.

1) x is a right fucking skin shuffler, if he had dynamite for brains he couldn't blow his hat off.

2) You are lower than pensioners tits, infact I rekon you could shuffle skin with the best of them.

by Dia0z September 9, 2008

drunky shuffle

This is the walk that an extremely drunk person does through a bar. Typically it involves almost falling down, and bumping into other patrons.
Usually seen on footage of COPS, when they ask them to walk in a straight line.

Joel drunky shuffled through the bar, and knocked over a waitress... to Paul this was very ammusing.

by prcrow April 28, 2007

kidney shuffle

Occurs after a long night of drinking and is often coupled with a hangover. Characterized by a general aching sensation in the lower back area, particularly around the kidneys.

"Man, last night was a shitshow! I got so drunk and I think I made out with the horse. I'm paying for it today, I've got a nasty hangover and I am doing the Kidney Shuffle."

by gimpy2552 April 18, 2008

utter shuffle

when a girl or woman has to get in there and scratch her boobs.

man did you see that girl doin the utter shuffle?! it was actually kinda hot

by UncleNasty May 21, 2008

PISTON SHUFFLE

Where a woman gives a man oral and the man uses two dildo's on the womans vagina and anus. With all three actions simotaniously it resembles the workings of a motor. Continue until desired affect.

I gave Brooke the piston shuffle and she didn't walk right for a week.

by HAGARD May 26, 2008