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self-report 

A term that originated from the 2018 game Among Us, in which it would describe a player reporting a dead body that they themselves had killed; its use has since been expanded to describe any action by a person that unnecessarily draws attention to something negative about themselves. It is similar to a Freudian slip, but it does not require the person to make an accidental error; their words or actions are typically deliberate, and the person may already be perfectly aware of the negative connotations of their conduct.
Original Use
Player 1: I found this body in the communications room.
Player 2: I checked the vitals monitor a few seconds ago and no one was dead, this kill must have just happened.
Player 3: Is this a self-report?

Current Use
Person A: I like when people post about funny things they do to get out of doing work at their jobs, it really makes everyone seem a bit more human.
Person B: Fair, although the self-report can often get a person fired if they post using their actual name, so I wouldn't recommend joining them anytime soon, okay?
self-report by MidniteLRG June 27, 2024

Self awareness 

Self awareness is when someone is self aware. (I know, it’s shocking)
Guy 1: “do you have self awareness?
Guy 2: “why is there no quotation mark at the end of what you said?”
Guy 1: “what?”

Guy 1: “HELLO?!?”

self glaze 

The act of being overconfident and complimenting yourself too much
"it'll be over for those bikers on Instagram once I start making reels"

"You might as well be the definition of self glaze"
self glaze by Malaysia_178 August 3, 2024
The accomplishment of cumming on your own anus.
Big news! I finally managed to self-spot last night.
Self-Spot by Pablo de Mens August 9, 2024

self cumscious 

self conscious about the taste of your own cum
oml you made so self cumscious.
self cumscious by DBEAST2121 August 17, 2024

self-accreditation

Self-accreditation is a process by which training providers create evidence or proof of learning content without involving third-party organizations. This method is particularly popular in contexts where no external regulator or authority is mandated to provide quality control of learning content. Self-accreditation allows training providers to demonstrate their high standards by publishing the aims of the learning event, the skills transferred, and the outcomes achieved. Self-accreditation involves providing evidence of a training or learning event by combining the training content aims, skills, and outcomes with the training provider's details into a single verifiable and auditable document. This process can be applied to various types of learning content, including micro-learning and training courses that do not fall under the remit of a regulator .
This courses is self-accreditated but its provider. Microsoft's accreditation of trainers is a good example of self-accreditation.
self-accreditation by kekszemu August 17, 2024