Self-volunteer

Someone who is doing the action of self-volunteering. In other words, he would do positive actions solely not waiting for groups, associations nor states.

1 I am a self-volunteer.
2 You should try both volunteering and self-volunteering.
3 My dad is a self-volunteer, he makes free videos teaching people commerce.

Self-volunteer by イジプトのカ May 22, 2024

Self-execute 

1. To do something yourself for yourself
2. To do something yourself to yourself
3. To do something yourself with yourself

He decided to self-execute his subconscious as to get unneeded info out of him as that subliminal flush wasn't as effective as he thought he needed.

Self-execute by TrueBlueHue1 May 30, 2024

self exit

The censored way of saying to commit suicide

She self exited last night.

self exit by chickennugg_01 June 2, 2024

self intorianated 

Self righteous without consideration or moral standard with a hidden depth of anger and fury

Single mothers wishing themselves a happy fathers day is so self intorianated

self intorianated by Kookykate June 16, 2024

Self help guys

Biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

Hym "I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL 7 YEARS OF MY LIFE BUT YOU WILL LET ME MURDER YOU KIDS. NOT GOING TO LET MY LIFE BE STOLE BY SELF HELP GUYS"

Self help guys by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

self insert 

that thing you find on ao3 that pisses you off when the author tags it with y/n but its actually just them

"only skibidi alphas have enough courage to write a self insert fanfiction"

self insert by CatSnow March 23, 2024

Self-Checkout Theft 

I have (on 2 separate occasions) ALMOST committed...

Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."

Self-Checkout Theft by Hym Iam March 27, 2024