MyNameIsCalvin's definitions
A regular person who society all of the sudden decided was the root of all evil. Apparently if you are a straight white male you are a racist. How do they know this? Because of your skin color. (<- which is racism)
Straight white male: “Hi everyone, I hope your day is full of sunshine!”
A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”
A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024
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Guy 1: damn, those urban dictionary guys are pretty cool.
Guy 2: I know, right? They’re literally “🗿”
Guy 2: I know, right? They’re literally “🗿”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 20, 2024
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Guy 2: “why is there no quotation mark at the end of what you said?”
Guy 1: “what?”
Guy 1: “HELLO?!?”
Guy 2: “why is there no quotation mark at the end of what you said?”
Guy 1: “what?”
Guy 1: “HELLO?!?”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024
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(This is the only non-political definition on urban dictionary, goddamn.)
(This is the only non-political definition on urban dictionary, goddamn.)
Guy 1: “whoa, who’s that guy in that White House over there?”
Guy 2: “that’s Donald trump, the 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.”
Guy 1: “but why’d you say that like it was copy pasted? Like we are no more than words on a screen..?”
Guy 3: “Fuck they’re becoming self aware”
Guy 2: “that’s Donald trump, the 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.”
Guy 1: “but why’d you say that like it was copy pasted? Like we are no more than words on a screen..?”
Guy 3: “Fuck they’re becoming self aware”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024
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(It’s true though)
(It’s true though)
Jessica: “so I searched up Calvin on urban dictionary”
Calvin: “and?”
Jessica: “is it really 60 inches?”
Calvin: “and?”
Jessica: “is it really 60 inches?”
by MyNameIsCalvin June 29, 2024
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