Pipe Cracker

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 04, 2023

Blast the pipes

When holding a shit so bad you brake the pipes

I need to blast the pipes real quick I have been holding the shit up for so long.

by Beiber yooz and pinus brother February 20, 2024

Pipe ting

A fine ass lady

Yo check out that girl over there, she a pipe ting

by Pipeting October 09, 2018

Lay pipe

Dropping a long continuous turd in the toilet

Hey man I lay pipe in the toilet you got to see- it’s like a foot long

by Pipelayerbutpoop April 10, 2024

Google pipe

The slang term for the trachea of a deer.

I was sitting in the chair and started to smell something, I looked around and that damn dog had brought in and was chewing on a google pipe.

by Shells by the ton April 08, 2013

Pipe Camper

A person who won't pass the weed and "camps" on it.

Hey dude it's been 15 minutes...stop being a pipe camper and pass the weed

by Sinful Trash Bin January 20, 2017

Fudge pipe

When she take it in the ass and you pull it out and its dripping in warm shit

Dam i got lucky last night and tried anal but when i woke up i hade a fudge pipe

by sugarbaddiehoneyglisspoohbear June 03, 2021