Denver water pipe 

The act of turning a girls asshole and vagina into a bong. This is done via the act of urinating into a girls asshole, poking a metal straw or the like through her vagina into her asshole, and lighting pot flower in her vagina. This is done via inhaling through the asshole in order to create a human bong. Preferably done with a clean asshole and vagina, but not necessary. Consent IS mandatory.

Yo dude I heard u did the ol' Denver water pipe on Haley.

Oh yeah bro she has irreparable organ damage internal bleeding but I smoked out her asshole bro!

Denver water pipe by Ritards Future Father October 6, 2025

Keep the dog off the half pipe 

A fake phrase pab- someone made up to fit in with a fellow slime.

Yo slime, Keep the dog off the half pipe!

Keep the dog off the half pipe by bigthunker November 7, 2020

Blowing out of both ends of the pipe 

Speaking to something to which you know nothing of and end up embarrassing yourself due to your stupidity. Similar to "talking out of one's ass"
"Pipe" can be substituted with "straw" or any other type of tube.

Sports Pundit: "Defensive coaches can't win championships in the modern era."

"Wow, talk about blowing out of both ends of the pipe."

Blowing out of both ends of the pipe by M7NESTUD14 September 6, 2025

Put your grandma in the pipe.

A vulgar expression used to tell another to shut their mouth.

Person 1: *rambling*
Person 2: Put your grandma in the pipe.

Put your grandma in the pipe. by Glitchurr October 12, 2025

Worse than a short well and a straight pipe 

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

Worse than a short well and a straight pipe by Ttt61 October 8, 2020

Bang the Pipes 

Give me a call (derived from signaling your buddy that lives in the upstairs apartment by banging on the adjoining radiator pipe)

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

Bang the Pipes by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

rusty pipeline 

When two dicks rap around each other like slugs during sex. Masturbation in this position can cause sensation for both dudes (or girls with dicks).

Alex: RUSTY PIPELINE!

Noah: OKAY, MY DICK ON TOP THOUGH!

rusty pipeline by WeinerBoobs69 February 12, 2014