1 definition by Ritards Future Father
I am going to name my son this to ruin his life.
Substitute teacher doing attendance: Ri-tard
Whole class: *laughs in order to shame Ritard*
Ritard: I hate you dad you ruined my life *he pulls out a gun to end his life*
Substitute teacher doing attendance: Ri-tard
Whole class: *laughs in order to shame Ritard*
Ritard: I hate you dad you ruined my life *he pulls out a gun to end his life*
Guy 1 "Hey Ritard what's it like to live a life of shame and anguish?"
Ritard *makes ritard noise like a pokemon*
Ritard *makes ritard noise like a pokemon*
by Ritards Future Father August 4, 2023