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Wears the pants

1. Refers to the person in charge.
2. The phrase stems from the time of patriarchy when men went out and worked to provide for their families while women tended the home. Men wore pants while women were more likely to wear dresses. The men of that time were seen as the leaders of their families.
3. An insult to one memember of a relationship, usually the male, who has lost or willingly given the majority of control of the relationship to the other.
Ben: Hey, what happened to Joe? His phone rang and the next thing I know he was gone.

Jake: Oh that would have been his wife Donna calling and telling him to come home and put his dishwashing skirt on. She wears the pants in that house.
by Justaineer December 19, 2008
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pango

(n) the mighty pango is a drink originating at Hertford College Oxford, known to be the downfall of many a strong man. The pango comes in three flavours: original, dark and green. Each consists of approximately 6-8 shots and some sort of mixer, served in a pint glass. The dark pango contains 2 shots of Bacardi, 2 shots of vodka, 2 shots of Archers, 1 shot of Jack Daniels, lime, blackcurrant, and lemonade.
(v) one may also be "pangoed," which means to drink a pango and implies that a night of drunken debauchery and revelry followed.
ex. We just finished exams- let's go get pangoed!

ex. The green pango looks interesting, but I'm always a fan of the dark pango.
by Hertford MCR June 15, 2008
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Pants Time

The time of day that comes before snack time and after nap time.
"Nap time comes before pants time, not after."
by Keynon June 6, 2005
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Golden Panthers

Golden Panthers is the mascot of Florida International University (FIU) in Miami, Florida. Their colors are blue and gold and play at many on-campus venues such as, FIU Stadium for the football team, Pharmed Arena for the basketball team, and University Park Stadium for the baseball team, among many other athletic facilities.
Everyone knows that the FIU Golden Panthers are the best in Florida, that's why everyone always says "Go Panthers!"
by FIUpanther February 29, 2008
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pancake bunny

Patron saint of silence. During the apocalyse in which Clock Spider and limecat fought, the masses continued shouting praise and insults to the two until none of it made any sense. One defiant person shouted "I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head." Pancake bunny appeared, and the masses went silent. The war raged on...
Everyone knows Clock Spider is simply waiting for his moment.
by Dr. West January 11, 2005
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panicatthediscoism

the worship of panic! at the disco and everything about them. faithful followers are worshippers of the holy book, "a fever you can't sweat out." the rituals of this religion include attending regular concerts and singing panic! songs on a regular basis. amen.
panicatthediscoism will take the world by storm.
by hallistork September 16, 2006
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financial panther

n. Term coined by Homer Simpson; refers to a large jungle cat that can be trained to maul a person's creditors and bill-collectors if that person is short on money.
Leslie Nagle: Mr Simpson, you don't know how to handle your money; what you need is a financial planner.

Homer Simpson: Financial Panther, eh? (cut to Homer fantasizing about a panther pouncing on a bank teller who is telling Homer his account is overdrawn)
by Skip O'Potamus March 31, 2008
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