playing with myself

1. To procrastinate.

1. Stop playing with your self in my classroom, Billy!

2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just playing with myself?" -Blazing Saddles
by Jerry September 07, 2004

by James121222 February 22, 2017

MySpace Whore

Someone who is addicted to Myspace and is constantly on MySpace 24/7

Tom:"Hey I thought Jon was comming?"
Jim:"Na he's being a Myspace whore and is going to stay at home."

Jeremy:"Why did ky get fire?"
Bart:"He was being a MySpace Whore and wasnt doing his job and got caught."

by KyBrtJrmyJorge August 20, 2006

Mysta

Biggest dick in the work when he falls in love he loves hard cough gabby cough he lovessss her

Who’s that big dick person

Oh it’s mysta

by Lisaugly May 29, 2019

Myspace Face

When someone appears attractive in his/her online photos, but is unattractive in real life.

He looked good in his pics online, but when we hung out he had a Myspace face.

by Sansserif December 9, 2008

myspace

The domain of bandwagon losers, retards, wannabes of all sorts (i.e. wiggers and camera whores), skanks, skig-skags and scalawags, akin to Battle.net, but not nearly as fun.

myspacezombie:braaaains.....
person: yes, something you laaack...
myspacezombie:...plz talk about my paaage...
person:...go fuck off...

by aka_Pyro April 6, 2007

Myspazz

..Meaning the website myspace, ALL the scene guys n girlies just have to make up a witty name for it, to make them sound less sad. (actually making them more so)

"smile plzzz guy I just met off the street YOU'RE GUNNA BE ON MYSPAZZ KKTHNKS.X.XO"

"OMFG I have 200 people on Myspazz, I'm so more scene than you, biatch XO.

by Emma March 31, 2005

Team Mystic

Also known as trash team mystic is a terrible group of people, that also double as trash.

Mom i ran into team mystic today, they were trash.

by Krax420 July 12, 2016