when a man lays his erect wilf on a womans sagged klimt, the woman will tighten her vulva and retract it back and forth thrusting the wilf to penatrate the upper lip.
Margret and Edward were in bed and wanted to try something new, he lay his wrinkled cock onto her saggy lips and just lay it ontop. she then tightened her old stinkin fanny and made her vulva tighten its rat wings onto it, he came in a second. They called it a gash wank
by joeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 24, 2006
Get the gash wankmug. Dump Wank = Literally and physically to dump wank...
Basically a five knuckle truffle shuffle amalgamated with a mark hurd...
Basically a five knuckle truffle shuffle amalgamated with a mark hurd...
by Alfie_G October 7, 2005
Get the Dump Wankmug. The blind panic which every man suffers when approachin ejaculation when there are no tissues in sight !
by Onion Booty May 29, 2009
Get the Wank Panicmug. by Badge MC June 3, 2008
Get the Drylo Wankmug. Bro i just had a Flash-Wank and it wasn't as good as i'd hoped.
Dude you should've gone for longer then
Dude you should've gone for longer then
by DaddyDefinition September 4, 2016
Get the Flash-Wankmug. When one has simply nothing better to do than masterbate so they choose the easiest thing to jerk off to. They do not necessarily have to be horney, they just can't keep there hands off their dick. A cheap wank is generally occurs when one is just bored and wants to blow easily.
One who has a Cheap Wank will jerk off to what ever gets them going easily.
Harry was home alone so he watched his favourite porno for the sake of wanking.
Harry was home alone so he watched his favourite porno for the sake of wanking.
by tcmate January 26, 2013
Get the Cheap Wankmug. Good night last night John?
“Yeah went to that charity doo and ended up getting a cabbage wank behind the buffet table”
“Yeah went to that charity doo and ended up getting a cabbage wank behind the buffet table”
by Lord loverocket October 8, 2018
Get the Cabbage wankmug.