Shockwave

The purple, cyclops, big titted mad scientist who has watched the world burn around him several times. While somehow staying sane searching for ores for 500,000 years only to die in the end. If this man hasn't committed 16 war crimes in single morning he considers it a slow day.

Shockwave, the man with biggest boobs in the transformers franchise.

by soundwave's 10$ bootleg December 15, 2023

Shockwave

The noise a clutch neighbor makes to help you sneak into your house without your mom detecting you.

I was able to enter my house insanely high because my neighbor yelled shockwave, distracting my mom from hearing me walk up the front steps

by Groveland January 18, 2024

Shocket

a shocket is when your in the bathroom shitting at such a high velocity that you start lifting into the air

yo bro im ready to head out hurry up in there "I CANT IM HOLDING DOWN THE TOILET IM TURNING INTO A SHOCKET IM LIFTING OFF"

by vandurgle January 21, 2024

Shock the monkey

Overwhelming the brain and body through unusual shocks layered upon the usual stress of life

When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.

by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024

Shocked Cock

an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.

"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

shockolate

1- The sudden and delightful realization that One is now into Chocolate. That's literal and/or figurative Chocolate ;-)

2- The African American tendency to master any discipline that was previously and incorrectly thought of as "non-black".

1- I knew I liked Tanya but now I think I'm in love. I know... I'm shockolated!!

2- Oh you didn't know I could skate this well huh. That's what I do. Shockolate.

by Dothething! December 8, 2023

Shocking Chewing Gum

A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.

guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)

by guy that yes February 18, 2024