your mom

The largest astronomical object discovered in the observable universe.

- Hey, what's that giant dot in the sky? It looks huge, what the hell!?
- Your mom, bro.

by mars88_defines_i_guess December 3, 2021

Ur mom

About 99.9% of a middle schooler’s vocabulary.

Person 1: What’s for lunch today?

Person 2: Ur mom

by probablygaylol July 8, 2022

Alan's mom

A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.

I fucked Alan's mom last night

Must have been creamy!

by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022

YUR mom

A whore

YUR mom is a whore

by YUR mom.com69 February 5, 2022

Ur Mom

It is a saying your mentally ill friends say a lot. The don't always mean it, but it does have you think, "Do they wanna do my mom?"

Person 1: What do you wanna do, Person 2?
Person 2: Ur mom

by UrMomsSidePiece February 13, 2022

Moms toys

The fukin thing mom uses to be horny af

"Oh yea, moms toys are so good at making me cum"

by Gay but not quite February 14, 2022

mom finger

the snapping point to permit any further inconveniences

my mom uses the mom finger quite often.

by momfingers March 2, 2022