Someone who hangs over your shoulder while you're trying to eat making you uncomfortable and rushed.
by sawbones October 20, 2012
Get the lunch vulture mug.A clique created by like-minded office workers in order to share a themed lunch hour. NBC's the office showcased a lunch club called the "Finer Things Lunch Club" in Season 4 Episode 10: Branch Wars.
In the Finer Things Lunch Club, you meet once a month to discuss books and art and celebrate culture in a very civilized way. The debate can sometimes be heated but is always respectful. No plastic, no paper, and no work talk is allowed.
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To initiate discharge of complete brain malfunction without realization of any drawn chemical to bodily reactions. Lerching has a radiant chemical discharge of the brain's functional development and memory. Lerching causes mass confusion and temporary hysteria. Lerching is highly contagious. It's chemical imbalance alters the mind's functional processing.
Lerching is a moment defining sheer brain disfunction, often defined in embarrassing situations of double takes and memory recollection if any.
More than likely sources to find lerching would be in areas of sobriety lack. Drunk, stoned, tweaked,you name it.
Common wordings include: Lerch, lerching, the Lerch effect/Lerch syndrome, lerchinitis, lerchover, the lerch
Lerching is a moment defining sheer brain disfunction, often defined in embarrassing situations of double takes and memory recollection if any.
More than likely sources to find lerching would be in areas of sobriety lack. Drunk, stoned, tweaked,you name it.
Common wordings include: Lerch, lerching, the Lerch effect/Lerch syndrome, lerchinitis, lerchover, the lerch
Did you see that guy over there? He was lerching hard and pour gasoline down his arm instead of in the car.
Another common find "quit perching on the bowl"
Another common find "quit perching on the bowl"
by chickenandbeansblerb January 15, 2014
Get the Lerching mug.Mike. Bro I just asked this girl out on a date, and she says ya how about we do lunch.
Tyler. Man you total just got lunch zoned aka put in the friend zone hahaha.
Mike. Man this some bull ****.
Tyler. Man you total just got lunch zoned aka put in the friend zone hahaha.
Mike. Man this some bull ****.
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1. Food with no chance of ass.
2. Food with no need for a penis.
3. A time when a desperate man has no chance of success and has taken the time the girl has given him for possible grabbing and reduced his chance to 0.
Alternatives for lunch.
1. Waste of time
2. Waste of money
3. A time a man is an embarrassment to his gender.
4. Self cock block
1. Food with no chance of ass.
2. Food with no need for a penis.
3. A time when a desperate man has no chance of success and has taken the time the girl has given him for possible grabbing and reduced his chance to 0.
Alternatives for lunch.
1. Waste of time
2. Waste of money
3. A time a man is an embarrassment to his gender.
4. Self cock block
by Ch11 July 25, 2014
Get the lunch mug.The art of striking up a conversation with someone in the front of a line. Then keeping place with said person. Ignoring the 100's of people already waiting. Then inviting their whole group in to larch. Thus, larching in line.
Look at those dirty larchers. They just larched to the front of the line with their gay ass poster tubes! Fucking larching! A Larcher is person who larches. The worst larchers, squeeze in line the bring the rest of their friends with them. Most larchers have their own poster tubes one their back, as to not damage their new show print.
by slopstheantigravitykid March 28, 2015
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