red lobster

a sexual act wherein a man fists a menstruating woman and pinches her cervix

"After I removed Jane's tampon with my teeth, she writhed in ecstasy as I gave her a red lobster"

by MJO/BEL September 29, 2006

lolster

the article lolbster are spawned from.

see also: toaster + lolz

also used to loast roffle waffles with lemayo

"Lolbster /rofflewaffle shot down Dr. Squid with a roffle waffle from a lolster"

"basegrind"
"/sit"
"w00x"

by Jesta March 2, 2004

Cock Lobsters

Cock Lobsters are craps.

God my balls itch, must be those damn cock lobsters.

by Zaggerty September 24, 2005

Lost

One of the worse TV Shows to EVER be shown on US and British Television.

Person 1: Did you see Lost last night? It was sick!

Person 2: Wtf mate.. Why do you watch that bollocks!?

by Nubbin May 12, 2007

lobster tail

Getting head for a constant hour. The cock emerges having a striking resemblence to a lobster tail.

Damn girl, you gave me one hellacious lobster tail. (girl) "YES!!!"

by Biano March 31, 2003

lobotomy

A location where scientists perform experiments in order to make advancements in the scientific community.

In 1934, when Jimmy was in his lobotomy fiddling around with his friend Horatio and a saw, he inadvertently performed the first laboratory.

by Phrogger April 22, 2006

lost my balls

When you just had a fucked up day. BIGTIME!

Man, everything seems to go wrong, I fucked up my calc class, blew up my first date, I really lost my balls today man.

by Kinky_ass_whippin December 11, 2007