jizz jaws

A homophobic insult; its pretty much self explanatory.

Tom Mahoney is such a fucking jizz jaws.

by Doba July 2, 2004

jizz dispenser

A reference to the fact that the penis discharges semen or jizz - a play on pez dispenser.

Fred - Hey man, how'd it go with that chick last night?

Carl - Dude, that girl was jerking my jizz dispenser till it was empty.

by Donnie Darko shit on my salad December 23, 2010

Rip the jizz out of someone

So much worse than getting the piss taking out of you, as the perpetratour after sucking all your urine out, then moves onto your sacks-usually saying offensive things about the victims sexual life.eg.he's a wankaholic.

It's like being depressed, lonely, and an eunuch all at once. Not just anyone can take the jizz out of someone.

you have to be experienced, such as an Australian politician or a ghetto rapper.

His sacks are like seals flippers after meeting that Bill.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

joob jizz

The sperm build up on a mans bush or penis.

that is some sick

by JDOGG June 10, 2004

Over Jizz'd

Whilst moving the pool/snooker cue back and forth between your fingers when lining up for a shot, but pushing the cue too far so it hits the white ball a little by accident.

"Wait until you see this shot, it's gunna be ace..."
"Haha you just missed..."
"Aww I know, I over jizz'd."

by Andy C June 19, 2006

vampire jizz

idk wtf jizz

your vampire jizz got all over my carpit

by fuckshit ass cock bj June 19, 2010

jizz face limey

It is a term used for every dumb assed British mother fucker, tea sucking, monkey licking cunt fart. That lives on the little piece of shit island known as Great Britain. Most if not all are totally jealous that we are the 1st country to get it done right. But they are still better then those nasty ass frogs over in France. ...Oh by the way great move by your queer ass Prince Harry, wearing that Nazi uniform. Real classy!! We should come ove there and throw him in an Jew burning oven. See how he likes that.

Every one in Great Britain except Tony Blair, is a Jizz Face Limey.

by Gary B January 16, 2005