Jonesy 

1. An enigma wrapped in a conundrum.
2. A repeater of "Sic em Bears"

Me: Baylor Sucks
Jonesy: Sic Em Bears

Jonesy by Bf December 11, 2004

Jonesin 

Slang term for relaxing or chilling. Typically used when talking or texting someone on a cell phone. The origin can be also based off a lazy friend who has the last name of jones, but it cannot be confirmed that he is a total piece of garbage.

Im just jonesin at the moment bro.

Jonesin by jizzle001 September 8, 2010

Joneszin' 

To smoke weed or get really high.

Just joneszin'

Joneszin' by Jonas Hacker December 20, 2010

Jonesed 

Stoked

Im so Jonesed

Jonesed by Djsniffles April 11, 2015

Jones 

One can only "pull" a Jones. Pulling a Jones refers to someone who achieves the highest accolades in their respective field (school/job/sport) at a very young age, shows a lot of potential for further greatness and GOAT status, then goes and does something completely stupid (likely ruining everything he accomplished and/or could have accomplished). Usually involves a hit-and-run involving a pregnant woman (and breaking her arm). Inly returning to the scene to get a handful of cash out of his own car, and then running away AGAIN! Oh, and also COCAINE!!

Fan: Did you see Jon Jones put Machida to sleep with a Standing Guillotine?! That is SO JONES!! He PULLS it off again!

Me: Yo, I saw Jon Jones hit-and-run a preggo, breaking her arm. He ran like he was Coked up! Came back for cash just to re-up on Coke. THAT'S pulling a Jones.

Fan: Oh... :'(

Jones by UrbSmoker May 14, 2015

jonesing 

jonesing commonly used when your craving something such as food,

now mainly used as a way to say your joking

max : dude i just smashed my sister like im from Alabama

timmy: for real?
max: na i'm jonesing

jonesing by tjl_0 November 28, 2019

neville jones 

a 16 year old kid that lives in surrey, usually busy smoking weed at a near by school or playing videogames, wears a leather jacket and thinks hes a crazy ma fucka, but he isnt

man, that neville guy is such a douche

neville jones by WoRlD of WarCraft RocKs Dude!!! January 7, 2005