Beardo

A man or woman with a weird beard.

Phil: Hey you saw Harry? He thinks he's some sorta hipster or something.

Tim: What do you mean Phil.
Phil: He grew out his facial hair and looks like a total beardo

by Juan DeDepot August 8, 2016

Bearded Clam

A twenties something male sporting a shaggy beard and tattoos who projects a tough guy image that no one believes.

Typically drives a super clean Ford F150 with Monster energy and AR15 stickers in the rear window.

Wears mirrored sunglasses, a baseball hat, and constantly sucks on a vaporizer.

Avoids any real confrontation except on the internet.

Loves Medal of Honor and Call of Duty video games but has never shot a real weapon.

That guy's a bearded clam, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

by Nelsin August 14, 2018

Burning Beard

A female with naturally red hair down there in the pubic region.

Jasmine has naturally red hair. She doesnt shave her pussy, so she can be refered to as a burning beard. She has red pubic hair, like if it was on fire, hence the word "burning beard"

by tejasrc February 18, 2010

Sugar Beard

Aftermath of eating an Oscar Donut and having your beard covered in powdered sugar.

'Man, that was one hell of an Oscar Donut....it game me a full on Sugar Beard.'

by PhatPat33 June 14, 2013

the sniffles beard

when a girl is giving a guy a blowjob he pulls out before he blows his load the shoots her in the face and then proceeds to throw glitter in her face making her face glittery

i did the sniffles beard on cierra and i used pink glitter her favorite color

by The king Friday September 8, 2013

beards

A word used to replace other words to see if anybody understands what either one is talking about. Originates from replacing the word goat with everything. Then came Goaty beard.Then just beard.

What the beards are you talking about?
What the hell are you talking about?
Thats rather beardly
Thats rather unfortunate
Stop being a beard
Stop being a nob

by the_beardly_one January 23, 2005

Bum Beard Bandit

A fag, a homo, a gay man, a poof, etc.

Self explanatory, innit?

Piss off you bum beard bandit! Fuckin' 'ell, do I look like I like it up the chuff?!

by Doctor Tchock September 23, 2008