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Bearded Clam

A twenties something male sporting a shaggy beard and tattoos who projects a tough guy image that no one believes.

Typically drives a super clean Ford F150 with Monster energy and AR15 stickers in the rear window.

Wears mirrored sunglasses, a baseball hat, and constantly sucks on a vaporizer.

Avoids any real confrontation except on the internet.

Loves Medal of Honor and Call of Duty video games but has never shot a real weapon.
That guy's a bearded clam, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
by Nelsin August 14, 2018
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