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Suck My Cock 

Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".
"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."

— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".
Related Words

suck me like dad

When you give a blowjob to someone just like there dad blew them

suck ass hoe 

• A hateful used up woman

• Someone killing the mood

Synonyms include
Moron, Dummy, suck ass bitch
Commonly used when insulting someone you don't like or a friend jokingly.

"You a Suck Ass Hoe! "
"Why you gotta be a suck ass hoe?"

Suck Your Blow 

To make out in a very aggressive way. Also can mean to swallow your jizz after a good jack-off session.
Hey big daddy, can I suck your blow? Oh yah baby.

Suck my dic 

Suck my dic(tionary)
You say this to confuse people in case someone corrects you when you say something wrong, that's why the extension of dic is dictionary.
You: "I've been eating chicken since yesterday (says sentence in a wrong way)"
A random nerd: "Fat fuck! That can't be true. You can't be eating chicken for like 24 hours"
You: "Suck my dic(tionary)
Suck my dic by Rickk O'riginal June 28, 2017

Suck and gargle 

The act of completing a blow job by gargling the semen. Often seen as a sign of respect for the wasted sperm being sacrificed for her pleasure.
Sally's a really great chick. She gave me a suck and gargle out of respect for my swimmers.
Suck and gargle by Samuel Cox August 21, 2017