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Computie Call

The act of getting or making a friend reqest on a social network site at 3am after a lonely night or drinking.
It's like a booty call, but in cyber space it's a computie call.
On Facebook, you get a friend request from your stalking ex-girlfriend at 3 am. "It's 3 am I must be lonely..." Yeah, it's like that.
by juliush6969 October 6, 2010
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Computerized Possession

When one becomes possessed by his/her laptop/desktop computer because of never taking his/her eyes off of the monitor.
Teenage Guy #1: DUDE! Earlier, my brother was chasing after me with some kind of halberd thingy and my dad's pistol! I was disturbed!

Teenage Guy #2: Did he play an online game called Rage 3?

Teenage Guy #1: ...Yeah, that's it. The one with the stick figure? He was playing it for HOURS!

Teenage Guy #2: Yep... that's computerized possession.

Teenage Guy #1: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Teenage Guy #2: You just found your answer.
by UrbanPreTeen January 22, 2011
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computourettes

the act of pressing random keys on the computer for no particular reason; usually occurs when instant messaging.
Matt: and then i told her to make me a sandwich
Adam: ck16abacn'.,b5tmclms
Matt: you must've not taken your computourettes medication today
by ChaDam315 January 26, 2011
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Compudosing

An over obbsessive compulsive addiction by setting in front of a computer all day and night, causing weight gain, sedintary lifestyle poor health and other health anomolies . Like CyberAddiction - A repetitive vicious cycle.
Like CyberAddiction - Compudosing- repetitive vicious cycle, overdosing a computer daily.
by Mavis Mann February 22, 2011
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compuke

The feeling of nausea after long hours of trying to fix your computer.
Dammit! Nothing seems to get rid this weird pop up on my screen! I think I'm gonna compuke...
by EGeg May 3, 2011
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Compuveg

Vegging out in front of a computer to the detriment and exclusion of all other, perhaps more worthwhile, tasks
He/She has been compuvegging for so long that they are actually getting a net-tan
by robsie November 20, 2011
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Compument

To make positive remarks or observations about someone's computer hardware.

IE: "Hey Nice laptop!"
Some random stranger paid me a compument about my new graphics card today.
by Sevecy June 18, 2011
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