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Composing with James 

A euphemism for two friends having wild and vigorous sex, but claiming that they are just composing a piece of music before school registration
Where is Rebekah?
Ohhhh she’s just composing with James

Composing his Alphabet 

When somebody has a stutter and keeps getting stuck on letters
Person" Pauls pissing me off with that stutter"
Person 2 " ah leave it out he's composing his alphabet"

Compusing 

causing or tending to cause computer or digital related confusion: a confusing attempt at explanation of computer or digital terms or operations.
The differences between the various features, functions and operation between the two software application versions was compusing.
Compusing by Newsted April 25, 2010

Compudding 

Compudding is a type of person who reads news about pudding all night.
Mike: Oh, that's a compudding!
Jack: Really?
Mike: Yeah!
Compudding by super woahguy April 18, 2020

Composing 

The craft of creating media using primarily sound and silence, often with a form of notation, either standardized, graphic or aleatory.
Conductor: "Ah, Xenakis, your new scribbles are certainly a masterpiece!"
Xenakis: "Indeed, composing graphical works is among my specialties."
Composing by nonsense542 July 9, 2011

composing 

something producers use as their excuse to shit on great sample-based producers...producers such as ghet ghet (aka ghetalion - see *ghetalion* for further reference)have spent way too much time trying to stress a point which they think it actually make them ill...when it takes alot of more time and effort to prove that based on the fact that you dont actually need hot melodies to comsider yourself a composer
composing by Ghetalion July 16, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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