toolbox scale

The Toolbox scale is meant to best represent the jobs most suitable for societal misfits within Canadian industry. Some jobs are simply meant for the more unconventional types of personality. While these people in many cases cannot hold down more normal jobs in society, in many cases they thrive in their ideal occupation. The list is not all inclusive, and only encompasses positions where observation based data has been collected.

Toolbox Scale in ascending order, with a higher level of misfit at the top.
1- Roofers and Basement Cribbers
2- Asphalt Crew, Road Crew, Welders
3- Pipeliners, Oilfield Camp Staff
4- Tree Planters, Drillers
5- Seismic Workers, Well Completions Crews, Wireline crews
6- Vacuum Truck & Picker Operators, Earthworks & Heavy Equipment Operators
7- Hazardous Waste and Sanitation Workers, Painters, Plumbers & HVac Workers
8- Pipefitters, Boilermakers, Iron Workers
9- Electricians, Land Surveyors, Carpenters, Warehouse Personnel (incl Shipper-Receivers)

10- Truckers, Bus Drivers, Industrial Health & Safety Workers

Those seismic workers are weird, but they rank higher than tree planters on the Toolbox Scale.

by Dr Phil's Nurse September 19, 2018

Tool Wizard

A person that holds and passes tools for a living.

The Tool wizard Ryan handed me a screwdriver.

by Boolba October 4, 2018

Tool

n: Someone smart, infinitely persistent, and ultimately certain to succeed. Often used as a backhanded insult, the term is secretly an honorific.
v: to study insanely, especially if the weather's good.

Of course you finished that jurassic problem set. You're such a tool!

by mrk_123 January 22, 2019

Tool hound

One who is always on the hunt for tools. Whether new ones @ the store (HD), Amazon or left behind.

If you have tools youre lookin to toss lemme know cause im a tool hound.

by fan of R.A.d. February 7, 2019

Tonology

the study of a large male with a very low iq

In science today we will be studying tonology.

by Alpha que ur Mum March 28, 2019

Tool

A male who's not a toy.

Fred was a tool so people didn't try to play with him too much.

by Solid Mantis August 2, 2019

Toolbag

A person who thinks highly of themselves and is embedded with another person's ideas. A person who believes and is easily manipulated to believe another individual idea to the point of only seeing what the manipulator thinks or says.

Donald Trump thought that Goldman Sachs are smart and inelegant people to think it will help people. He is such a toolbag.

Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder are such toolbag. They were bought off and believed that the rich are right about everything.

by SwordsManIV August 11, 2019