poon whistle

A mans instinctive reaction to drop everything he's doing when a female calls.

I was talking on the phone with a homie, he got the poon whistle, and hung up on me in 3 seconds.

by red dragons red rocket February 20, 2025

Poon Palace

Another term for a "boom boom room" or somewhere where there is an assortment of women and sexual activities going on and on an ongoing basis. A strip club could be considered a "poon palace" as well as a brothel, an after hours spot or a party house where there are known to be lots of hedonistic events on a regular.

"oh you done turned this motel into yo own lil poon palace, huh patna?"

by TrillTalk33 April 4, 2025

poon

Adjective; a powerful slang word to describe something you are violently obsessed with. It is not just something addictive, but it’s something you need like oxygen, it’s iconic, addictive, and deeply personal to you. Always goes after a noun.

House M.D. is so poon I might pass out.
Boba tea? Literally poon.

Nate in Gossip Girl? SO POON.

by JpoonJ123 June 26, 2025

Phooning

Refers to a man gooning so much that his urethra can no longer shoot semen, and instead shoots puffs of air out because he has drained his testicles. The word comes from the “phoo” sound produced by the air coming out of his urethra.

My cousin Rick has started phooning. It won’t be long before he gets sent to a Doctor.

by CoolguyoG July 11, 2025

Poonami

When a club, bar, party, or any gathering has an overwhelming amount of attractive women.

It's a total poonami up in this party

by Naught Parrot July 16, 2025

Ploonscab

The act of scraping your nether regions against barnacles to get scabbed.

Samantha scraped her vagina against barnacles, creating ploonscab.

by BrendanTheLegal July 26, 2025

Poonami

When you suddenly notice a lot more Rajs and Rakhils in your neighbourhood.

Mate 1: Wow mate your city centre has changed a lot since covid- what's up.

Mate 2: Oh don't worry mate that's just the poonami- we're still 10 years behind Canada!

by JohnThePrayerMan October 3, 2025