jake

a boy who is way too innocent for any girls to get with.
or a boy girls feel bad getting with because of how innocent he is or acts.

I wanted to sleep with him but he is too much of a jake.
or
I wanted to french kiss him but he was acting like a jake.

by CINCINNATICRUNK June 25, 2007

Jake

Cocky, white xenosexual who is always hating on a nick and talks as much as a horny Asian. Also thinks he is jesus at times and poops on puppies.

yo that guy reminds of so many jakes who pooped on my puppy!

by Topcrakhead July 2, 2008

jake whitmarsh

the hottest, sweetest, adorible, sexy, nicest guy in the world

wow i like jake whitmarsh

by sid gard March 5, 2009

jake chatting

When people start a chat on facebook about random information. This never turns into an actual conversation, but rather short thoughts that have no defined topic. It is very annoying to the person that didn't start the chat and yet can not leave the chat for some reason. And it tends to last for a while. If you end the chat, it usually starts back the next time you are online. (can also occur outside of facebook chats and in person)

Example Jake Chatting Conversation:

Sally: "Did you see the movie Due Date?"

Tom: "I hear it is the shit."

Sally: "Guess what, mackenzie and billy broke up last night."

Tom: "About damn time."

Sally: "so Alabama lost"

Tom: "yeah, i heard. i mean, we were at the game together"

Sally: ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) <------ look its a bandaid

by Tawny T November 24, 2010

Jaked

v. When you pronounce or write something wrong

Kody: He should right a book!
Ashley: Don't you mean write?
Kody: No, I jaked it.

by ashleyyymarie March 24, 2011

jake

to put something together haphazardly or inefficiently.

My TV antenna broke so I took some duct take and jaked it together.

by Jake McClenahan July 16, 2008

Jake Gyllenhaal

Ever since Jake wowed fans and critics alike with OCTOBER SKY, he's been steadily building a career of impressive range and versatility. He is on every major critics' Top 10 list of Hollywood's Best young actors. And he is working with an impressive list of directors. He co-starred with Dustin Hoffman and Susan Sarandon in the acclaimed MOONLIGHT MILE. THE GOOD GIRL was the indie film world's sweetheart; DONNIE DARKO earned Jake an Indie Spirit Award nomination for Best Actor and the film has developed an incredible cult following that the film is being re-released summer 2004. And previously, audiences got a taste of his comic sensibilities - with the cult hit BUBBLE BOY.

The fall of 2005 will see Jake in three major releases -- the much anticipated BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, PROOF and JARHEAD. DONNIE DARKO continues to play in special midnight screenings across the U.S. as the director's cut finds a new audience. As Jake's career evolves from indie films to major studio productions, his web site will keep his fans up-to-date on present, future and upcoming films - and where you can see th

Work (On Film & Stage)
Zodiac (pre-production)
2006
Jarhead (November 2005)
2005
Brokeback Mountain (December 2005)
2005
Proof (September 2005)
2005
The Day After Tomorrow
2004
Moonlight Mile
2002
The Good Girl
2002
Highway
2002
Lovely & Amazing
2001
Donnie Darko
2001
Bubble Boy
2001
October Sky
1999
Homegrown
1998
Josh and S.A.M.
1993
A Dangerous Woman
1993
City Slickers
1991

Have you seen any movies with that amazing actor, Jake Gyllenhaal?
Yes I have, he is awesome.

by Kerii Chan April 17, 2006