Desperate 

Repetitively trying to communicate with your ex whilst getting little to no response. Also known as insanity, clingy or hopeless.

Friend: Do you still speak to Eve?
Me: No. She is WAY too desperate.

Desperate by Devil_dragon04 September 20, 2019

DeSavanasator 

Someone who picks their nose in the car at a stoplight.

I was on central at the light and saw this DeSavanasator going to town!

DeSavanasator by Menes9 April 2, 2022

Mamifest Destiny

The process by which breasts autonomously expand their territory that they feel rightly belongs to them, against any oppositions from their host.

My strap keeps falling, maybe they're just expanding and they won't stop, its like Mamifest Destiny or something!

Mamifest Destiny by Alan Didion October 23, 2008

davenport desk 

A desk with a secret compartment that Tickld users all across the globe have spent a month obsessing over

Hey fliknyfe, you figure out how to get that davenport desk open yet?

davenport desk by TickldLurker January 31, 2015

Order Dessert 

A Sly way to ask if a person is gay or not.
usually used online and is an alternative version of “do you listen to girl in red”

hot guy: hey
you: hi, do you, you know, order dessert?🥺
hot guy: yeah...i do

Order Dessert by gawkgawk100:3 May 6, 2020

divine design

A term that implies that something is exactly as it should be.

My rabbits and their fabulous lives are a perfect example of divine design.

divine design by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2020

Mutually Assured Destruction

When a couple mutually decide at the same time to end a relationship with no chance of ever being in relationship with one another ever again. Basically Nuke with Salted Earth only both mutually agree and launch nukes with salted earth at the same time. Or in response to knowing a break up notice is approaching.

Kyle and Kimberly are not together; it was mutually assured destruction.

Mutually Assured Destruction by Liberation Theology October 28, 2019