Cat-Cuck 

Someone who devotes their whole lives to disrespectful destructive undeserving cats.

“Omg my cat just mulched my Chinese food even though his food bowl is full, he’s so cute 🤤.” “That guy is such a Cat-cuck he would lick its butthole if given the chance”

Cat-Cuck by Amtrackbrown November 2, 2021

Cat-o-clock

1)When you're woken up by your cat. Usually when they're hungry or want something from you.
2)Waking up based on when your cat wants you to.

"My bedroom door has been open the past few weeks, so I was woken up at cat-o-clock."
"Who needs an alarm clock when you've got cats? They'll have you up at cat-o-clock."
"I wish I could get my cats to feed themselves, waking up everyday at cat-o-clock is hard!"

Cat-o-clock by keetsy November 4, 2021

cat.mp3 

"meow meow meow" says the cat
"UwU" says the cat girl

cat.mp3 says "meow"

cat.mp3 by Togemet February 16, 2022

Cat Valentine

a redhead that is so dumb and if you became friends with her you would get bullied but she is so nice and sometimes smart

someone: I saw a cat Valentine
someone 2: oh that thing dumb
someone: no she's not but not wrong

Cat Valentine by mutualhelpwattpad December 16, 2022

cat pervert 

when your neighbor's cat is in your yard, that makes you a cat pervert

shoo my cat out of your yard, you cat pervert

cat pervert by troy valency July 14, 2023

Cat Gyatt

If you see a cat walking with its checks out, holy is that hot. If your cat is flat, might as well send it to BHM

(Cat) Meow
(Me) that cats lowkey got a Cat Gyatt

(Cat) What the actual fuck

Cat Gyatt by fatterthanu September 9, 2023

Cat Vest 

A small vest/coat/jumper worn by a cat or a small dog, such as a maltese or shihtzu. It is slipped over the head and usually through the arm holes although some varieties include leg, and even tail holes. Sometimes these vests can be made of corduroy, but usually not - and more often either burberry, cotton, tartan/plaid or wool. However, they can even be made out of plastic or even spandex. A lot of rich people such as Paris Hilton like to dress their small almost-a-handbag-but-it's-living dogs (and possibly cats) in designer vests. Some are fitted with real diamonds or just diamantes and usually accompany a matching collar. Particular breeds of small dog need to wear vests because their natural hair or fur does not keep them warm enough due to the unnatural climates in which they live.

"Like woah! See Paris's ugly dog?"
"oh gross! Corduroy Cat vest!"
"Yeah, I know! It's not natural for Paris to be wearing dog clothes."

Cat Vest by Rubaiyati September 24, 2006