Blue waffle 

A vaginal infection that turns the pussy blue. Don't believe me just Google Blue Waffle and hit I'm feeling lucky.

"Dude search up Blue Waffle on Google and hit I'm feeling lucky"
"Hell no dude! Do you think I'm stupid or something"

Blue waffle by Petezahut9008 March 23, 2017

Twat Waffle

twat waffle occurs when a girl with a shaven puss wears tight chain mail undies. when taken off leaves a waffle like mark on the vag.

When the girl removed her chain mail bathing suit I noticed she had twat waffle.

Twat Waffle by uzirider79 February 23, 2009

roffle my waffle

The act of fondling balls in front of at least 4 females.

lawl gayry noobman roffle my waffle lawl

roffle my waffle by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

twat waffle

A tiny girl who think that her tinyness is somehow interesting or adorable, who will never miss an opportunity to point out how small she is, and who thinks people should treat her differently or special because she is a munchkin.

Twat waffle: "Oh my god! Look at how tiny my hands are! Aren't I so adorable?"
Me: "Dude, who let that twat waffle in here? She is such an annoying bitch. Get out of here you oompa loompa!"

twat waffle by poop_smuggler1001 December 18, 2009

twat waffle

1) A very feminine, borderline homosexual, that is self-centered and obnoxious. Usually refers to a preppy asshole.

2) An Eggo waffle topped with fish and served on a bloody pad.

1) Hey Jim, look at that twat waffle buying shit in Bed Bath and Beyond.

2) Mrs. Butterworth's pussy tastes like a twat waffle.

twat waffle by Fahq2 July 20, 2008

Crotch Waffle

Dried flattened pop that's been trapped between your butt cheeks.

A frat boy called Crotch Waffle after the previously departed dude he reminded someone of, also named....Croth Waffle.

A sailor unfortunate enough to mention to a shipmate he was called "Croth Waffle" in college. Not to worry though, it mercifully got shortened to "Hey, Crotch!"

Also...."Uncle Wally"

Hey, Crotch Waffle!

Crotch Waffle by PeaceBaby)O( March 31, 2009

twat waffle

A vigana covered in butter or peanut butter, syrup or honey,starwbarries and whip cream!!

The twat waffle last night was amazing

twat waffle by greg gill May 13, 2008