Stone

Stone's are kind, creative, and generally happy people. Whenever you are down, a stone will always try its best to cheer you up. But Stone's are very impressionable, so you must be careful about what you do and say around them. All Stone's get attached to people and things easily. Most Stone's are down for anything (especially snuggles and cuddles), but Stone's can be hateful very quickly if rubbed the wrong way. If you meet a Stone you will be friends very quickly. All Stone's are clumsy in some way, from ripping the condom to dropping the car keys. Clumsiness will always be there. Lastly, Stone perfectly represents the quote "Don't believe everything you breathe."

You: I met a Stone last week at the bar.

Friend: How was it?
You: he dropped my baby.

by 1950sNewyorkBox August 13, 2021

stonedner

The act of being high on reefer with your dick in a chick.

I was stonedner when I noticed the herpes infected anal zit on her clit.

by Get pay September 22, 2021

Stone

A noisy stone doesn't get looked over, it wasn't for lack of noticing the stone that the builder rejected the stone.

With all that noise coming from the mouth of the stone, nobody was overlooking it. It was a plain stone that was only going to keep taking from the other stones while giving nothing back.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

Stoned Boned

A term used to refer to having had sex while under the influence of cannabis.

“And yeah, we smoked an absolute ton, and I ended up stoned boned”

by KFCCheekiBreeki September 26, 2021

stonehenge

\ ˈstōn \ \ ˈhenj \

Something unexplainable due to the fact that the observer is extremely intoxicated from marijuana.

Dude i clearly put your keys on the coffee table when i walked in; we took bong hits; nobody moved, and now they’re not here. What the fuck ?!! That’s fuckin’ stonehenge, bro. Straight stonhenge. .

by anonymous September 29, 2021

Stone

a 3’fuck all wanna be towny with no sense of humour and shags smack heads then gives the 10p afterwards. He claims to live in clink but he has a bed round hobbo

Stone is a small weeny likkle shit who thinks he can fight but he’s actually wet

by shaveyaedbald September 29, 2021

Stonely

When you get stoned by yourself and you get bored and lonely.

Babs so stonely they she texted her friends at 3am. She shared all her high philosophies about aliens and how there is a cat staring her. Babs doesn’t have a cat.Babs was severely stonely.

by CosmicSweets October 8, 2021