Mentalbate

verb, 1) to be so bored that you think of good thoughts in your head, enducing mental pleasure.

2) tohave sexually arousing thoughts without touching oneself.

DUDE carmen electra was soo hot in that movie last night, but i couldnt do anything but mentalbate because my brother was in the room.

by mrz February 24, 2009

Mentstard

A combination of Mental and Bastard.

To be used in a situation to define a person who is doing something crazy/ out of the ordinary.

"Yeah, he was surfing down the stairs whilst doing a headspin, he's a right mentstard"

by Captain-Matt April 12, 2009

mentalyptical

a concept or thought that is obtuse, yet far reaching or deep

His explanation of the movie plot can only be described as mentalyptical, but he always gets that way when he parties.

by tedoffensive February 28, 2009

mental boomarang

When you think of something bad that you want to happen to somebody but, happens to someone you know.

I imaged that this guy would break his leg, it happen but my sister broke her leg a week later. That was totally a mental boomarang!

by Zabimaru555 December 15, 2008

[mentalation]

The use extreme brainpower to solve any given problem.

Jose:You got the answer to #1?
Sampson: Hold on man, I'm doing some serious mentalation right now!

by Right or Wrong? December 15, 2008

mental spittin

when someone talks so much shit that it is refered too as 'mental spittin'

asheraf: hey guys, i just drank the whole water from the pasific ocean

bob: ok, now your just mental spittin.

by the_merchant May 18, 2009

mentard

A person who has difficulty grasping simple concepts that is being mentored by a mentorer

Sally is a scholar, Jimmy wants to be a scholar but he is a bit slow at understanding scholarly concepts. Jimmy is Sally's mentard.

by Soitenlysue June 10, 2009