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urban junky

Previously described heroin addicts who chill in 'urban' areas.
Now it means someone habitually addicted to this website.
I was an urban junky, but had a month in rehab...can I stay off the Junk forever? (clearly not as I am writing this definition).
by Diego November 4, 2003
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funky junky

One who is addicted to funky music.
"aww man i'm such a funky junky, sucka"
by fonky monky junky February 27, 2009
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Human junkyard

A nursing home because that is where they go to dump people. No offence to the residents but many familes use it to dump there old people and then almost never go to see them. There are some of the most pitiful people in the world there. I hope live to get old enough for that.
It makes me depresed when I go to the human junkyard.
by Deep blue 2012 March 3, 2010
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jehovah jiving jesus junkies

Another terminology for ya jesus believing godgobbers.Especially of (but not exclusive of)christian evangelicals, pentecostals, revivalist gatherings etc, and people who roll around the aisles and stages at one Benny Hinn's many fraudulent, hoax healing type shenanigans.
Typical of people who never shut up about jesus and their frigging god and other nauseatingly repetitive religious stuff. Also a terminology of all religious devotees of jesus based cults, from catholics to mormons, from anglicans to presbyterians to zionists. The whole a to z of jesus gobbers.
Anybody who is consumed by religion, from popes to priests, bishops to nuns, mother superiors to reverends,etc,etc,.......and all their indoctrinated followers !
We opened our front door and there was 2 white shirted blokes on the verandah. They immediately launched into... "Hello, we are from the church of jesus christ of latter day saints, and we'd like to talk to you about......",,,,,,,,
"ARHH FUCKING HECK !, it's the bloody mormons !" shouted me misses. "Piss off ya dopey fucking jehovah jiving jesus junkies !", I added for good measure. The little lady then gave 'em a parting send off with, "Yeh, fuck off and don't come back, we're Atheists ya silly pricks !"
They never did come back !
by Frosty Grego March 5, 2008
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junkyard

A highly intoxicated way of carrying yourself;

While recanting alcohol related tales, used as a replacement to someones first name to describe their unusual, comical, or promiscuous behavior.
After about 15 drinks I go into junkyard mode.

Junkyard Jones told the cab driver he was going to wrap him in foil with butter and cook him on his own running car engine.

He was definitely junkyard when he fell down the stairs and knocked over strippers like bowling pins.

What a junkyard move that was telling that guy you were going to mount his wifes head like a deer because you liked her nose.
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
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Outrage junkie

Somebody who is addicted to being outraged by the media.
Pat: so when george "W" bush (W= "was on a pedophile boat cruise") was president, i read the liberal antiwar.com daily for my news.

now that rothcop wanna be limo liberal obames is president, i read conservative drudgereport.com

Brandon: You are an outrage junkie.
by The Cleaner - COD August 3, 2009
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Jesus Junkie

An old school God-fearing person on crack. A person who gets so hopped up on church sermons that they reject anything that doesn't pay tribute to God in some way.

This person may pretend to know everything about something because they go to church.

Telltale signs: Pre-set Gospel radio, going to church more than twice a week, judging something/someone based purely on outward appearance.
"Oh my God, did you see the new Star Trek?"

"No, my friggin' mom said it's too evil."

"Evil?"

"Yeah, it's a good indication she's a real Jesus Junkie."
by rhastings88 June 12, 2009
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